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Thursday, April 01, 2010

Tribute to Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi.

A moving tribute to Silvio Berlusconi, who's party slogan is, "Love always conquers envy and hate".  A master politician with a media mogul's talent for getting the message out.  Italian politics are a wonder to behold.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Bible Logic 101 - A Blundering Deity & A Sick Story


First Mistake - God creates Lucifer who ends up leading 1/3 of the angelic host into rebellion against him.  Instead of dealing with these sinners from the start, he gives them dominion over his Earthly creation.  Lucifer-Satan was even able to offer Jesus a bribe in the desert.

Second Mistake - God creates Adam and Eve, who end up getting tricked by Lucifer (his first mistake), into disobeying him regarding a fruit tree full of nutritious knowledge, planted by God for no good purpose if you couldn't eat the God-damned fruit to begin with.  Who's the real tempter here, God or Lucifer? 


Third Mistake - Not too long after kicking the naughty, naked newlyweds out of Eden, God decides to wipe out humanity in a global flood, except for eight very special people, who end up sinning as soon as they hit dry land - amazing insight on the part of the Creator.


Fourth Mistake - Alas, God is not happy with Noah's descendants getting into the construction business, building the world's tallest skyscraper, so he gets them speaking different languages and disperses them - along with their sinning ways - throughout the world. The Lord's machinations at Babel didn't stop humanity from building sky scrapers but it did allow them to curse God in a variety of foreign languages.

Fifth Mistake - God sends his only son as a human sacrifice so humanity can reconcile with him by the shedding of his son's BLOOD?!  Sounds like he's blaming himself over that God-damned fruit tree thing - or is it that Lucifer thing?  Of course humanity is still as rotten as ever but now even the worst rotten bastard can settle with God as long as he BELIEVES that Jesus bled to give him a get-out-of-jail-free card.  Yikes!

Epilogue: And now for something that gives gloomy Nordic mythology a run for it's money.  Jesus must return to Earth a second time in order to initiate another global blood bath and finally destroy God's first mistake - LUCIFER!  Forget for one moment that the sciences, factual history and critical reading skills refute a literal interpretation of the Bible.  Does the contrived, Pauline Christian narrative of original sin, redemption and salvation make any sense,  even metaphorically?  In terms of morality and ethics, the storyline lacks both.

Friday, January 02, 2009

The Hajj Limerick



The Hajj (Moslem pilgrimage to Mecca) is notorious for the number of
dead it leaves in it's wake due to the zealous nature of the participants.
In 2006, nearly four-hundred pilgrims were killed in the stoning of the
devil ritual at the al-Jamarat site. The cause of the tragedy? Spilled
luggage on the roadside causing a stampede, which inspired
The Hajj Limerick.


There once was a pilgrim named Al-hassan,
who journeyed to Mecca from Pakistan,
he picked up a pebble to aim at the devil,
and tripped on his Louis Vuitton.

Call me insensitive, but I take inspiration from wherever I find it.

Monday, September 22, 2008

A Nietzsche moment

Below is Nietzsche's definition of truth. I think he influenced me somewhere along the way. Absolutely brilliant!

What then is truth? A mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms -- in short, a sum of human relations, which have been enhanced, transposed, and embellished poetically and rhetorically, and which after long use seem firm, canonical, and obligatory to a people: truths are illusions about which one has forgotten that is what they are; metaphors which are worn out and without sensuous power; coins which have lost their pictures and now matter only as metal, no longer as coins.  We still do not know where the urge for truth comes from; for as yet we have heard only of the obligation imposed by society that it should exist: to be truthful means using the customary metaphors - in moral terms, the obligation to lie according to fixed convention, to lie herd-like in a style obligatory for all...

'On truth and lie in an extra-moral sense,' The Viking Portable Nietzsche, p.46-7, Walter Kaufmann transl.